June 2012
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cosmo tip #257
expertcosmotips: show him ur a real 90s kid by fucking him on blow up furniture
Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2012
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May 31st
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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STFU, Conservatives: livingluster: : Zombie... →
livingluster: : Zombie apocalypse coming soon maskedbrute: ihopericksantorum: 5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash …
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May 29th
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Just realized..
I occasionally get confused and tag “Anna Karina” gifs as “Anna Karenina”. Whooooops.
May 28th
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Listenmusicfromthe90s: One Week by Barenaked Ladies ...
May 28th
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May 28th
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Things that don't need to exist:
Single-stuff Oreos Non-restaurant style salsa White bras Mugs that can’t multitask as tea-receptacles/cereal bowls/soup vessels Black-brown mascara Non-honey-nut cheerios Pennies The color beige Single-blade razors
May 27th
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May 27th
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May 26th
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My dog gets antsy when we don't buy him new toys...
And starts stealing my sandals/push-up bras/skanky underwear to drag into highly visible locations in the house.
May 26th
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“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
May 26th
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heartlesslastrequests asked: that sloth photo could double as one of those hidden penis photos too xD hahahah im sorry.
May 26th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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gnasche
an-oddberriedcobbler: n. the intense desire to bite deeply into the forearm of someone you love. (via dictionaryofobscuresorrows)
May 25th
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May 25th
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A short horror story:
where did the spider go?
May 24th
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May 24th
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Brb, have to put browned butter in everything...
You’d think that the prospect of standing over a stove in addition to turning the oern on in my un-air-conditioned house would deter me but, nope! Brown butter & cream cheese chocolate chip brownies? Yes please! Brown butter & pretzel blondies? Uhhh, duh! I’ll probably throw some recipes up later!
May 24th
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May 21st
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